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A Story in Goblin

The Heist

A goblin gang grabs everything shiny and runs for it. Translated live through the Goblin Translator, reduplication and all.

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Hey-hey daze-y!

(Hello there!)

Give-iz me all yooz-iz shiny-in dins-in!

(Give me all your shiny things.)

Dat sneaky-belongs to me!

(That belongs to me!)

Me needy-needy grub-grub right-y right-now-now!

(I need food right now.)

Zoom-zoom! Run! They found-oo us-lot!

(Run! Run! They found us!)

Us-lot come-come, no stabby-stabby! Promise-promise!

(We come in peace!)

Fanks-fanks, buddy-buddy!

(Thank you!)

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