A Story in Medieval
The Herald's Report
A royal herald complains about a broken internet connection in full medieval style — real Medieval Translator output, line by line.
Hailest andest welloth metoth, most noble travelloth.
(Hail and well met, good traveller!)
I hast est great council royal council atald threoth ofald thoth clockwyn.
(I have a council meeting at three of the clock.)
Thwyn vast scroll network connectald hathoth failedald me mostoth grievouald.
(The internet connection hath failed me most grievously.)
Prithewyn, fetchest me mineth warmingest brewest.
(Prithee, fetch me mine warming brew.)
Thooth artest mostoth valiantoth ineth contest of arms.
(Thou art most valiant in battle.)
I give thee heartfelt thanks, noble friend.
(Thank you.)
May God grant thee peaceful slumber this night, noble friend.
(Good night.)